Jessica Simpson Lets One Rip

Yes, this is actually a real story. Yes, this is a slow news day.

A source tells Us that Jessica Simpson was in a business meeting for her denim line in late January when she decided to lighten the mood by breaking wind.

According to this well-placed insider, "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart.

"Her mother [Tina] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

We're shocked by this. Jessica Simpson was in a business meeting?Amazing that this is really all that Jessica Simpson now makes news for: cutting ass in meetings, getting dumped for being too needy and posting Twitter pics like this.

Remember when she had an actual career? Yeah, neither do we.

Celebrity Style Trend: The Disco Ball Dress

Disco has long been out of style.

While Lady Gaga can wear sequins, sparkles and sing about riding on a disco stick and make just about anything work, most celebs are not Lady Gaga.

There's a fine line between silvery and shiny and looking like a human disco ball, as E! Online amusingly and accurately put it. See Exhibits A-D below.

Selena Gomez, New Moon's Christian Serratos, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson all fell victim to the allure of the head-to-toe silver dress. Blinding!

Or maybe we're being too harsh on them ... some of them anyway. Who do you think made this look work the best? Vote in our fashion survey!