Yes, this is actually a real story. Yes, this is a slow news day.
A source tells Us that Jessica Simpson was in a business meeting for her denim line in late January when she decided to lighten the mood by breaking wind.
According to this well-placed insider, "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart.
"Her mother [Tina] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."
We're shocked by this. Jessica Simpson was in a business meeting?Amazing that this is really all that Jessica Simpson now makes news for: cutting ass in meetings, getting dumped for being too needy and posting Twitter pics like this.
Remember when she had an actual career? Yeah, neither do we.
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